It really is no fun whatsoever to have to write another blog-post about the fact that various cretins are exploiting the Asian tsunami disaster to take cheap, malicious and untruthful pot-shots at that perennial target of right-wing paranoiacs, the United Nations. But here goes …
In my first post on this topic, I mentioned Diplomad and described him/her as “at least giv[ing] the impression of being a resident, however peripheral, of this planet”. I have been forced to reconsider, because I’ve just had a look at Diplomad’s site again, and it’s not pretty.
On January 8th, Diplomad said that the UN is “not feed[ing] people or provid[ing] them medical care”. This is a lie, as s/he inadvertently admits later in the same post, responding to a UN press release describing the distribution of deworming tablets to children by snarling “How about combating starvation first?”. Actually, UNICEF was feeding people and providing them with medical care as soon as anyone else, but Diplomad simply ignores this.
In fact, UNICEF seems to be the target of the most invective, presumably because it is the UN agency that has done the most. Diplomad readers are told that UNICEF is “notably odious”, as opposed to just “truly obscene” “Vultures”, which covers the rest of the UN. Why? Well, Diplomad thinks that UNICEF chief Carol Bellamy is a feminazi, and surely that’s reason enough to defame the organisation and everyone who works for it? In the January 8th post, Diplomad goes on to lable Bellamy “Queen of the Vultures and the Supreme High Priestess, Con Artist Without Peer”, apparently because she had the gall to visit the disaster zone in person.
It was about this point that I began to wonder whether Diplomad had a bit of a chip on its shoulder about the UN. The only visiting dignitaries to get this kind of treatment are those from the United Nations - there’s no mention of Colin Powell, whose visit to Banda Aceh apparently necessitated closing the airport and thereby blocking aid (as did Koffi Annan’s). The reason, I suppose, is that Bellamy works for the UN, but Powell is an American and, perhaps more importantly, Diplomad’s boss. Of course, that’s assuming we believe Diplomad’s claims of being written by “career US Foreign Service officers”, at least one of whom is apparently attending high level meetings in the area at which they get to roll their eyeballs while UN staff blather ineffectually and Sri Lankans lean over to confide that “We all know you Americans will do everything”.
Frankly, I’m just as inclined to believe that it’s the work of fantasists, or, to be more accurate, shrieking lunatics. That’s certainly a more reassuring thought than the idea of an American diplomat in the tsunami disaster zone going to such lengths to tell lies about people who are out there saving lives as we speak.
Meanwhile, cretins in the UK have quietened down somewhat. Tim Worstall stopped responding to comments on his anti-UN snipes once the posts had fallen off his blog’s front page. When criticised by The Obscurer, though, Worstall is quick to say that “yes, indeed, everyone who is helping deserves both our thanks and our support” (directly contradicting his previous insistence that anyone who works for the UN deserve none). Don’t hold your breath waiting for a similar admission on his own blog, though.
Meanwhile, Samizdata, distinguish themselves by declaring that Diplomad lies about the UN doing nothing to help tsunami victims are simply wonderful, on the basis that “We can never get too much UN-bashing here”. Nice.
I said when I first posted on this topic that “It really shouldn’t be necessary to have to go around rebutting morons who want to take advantage of a global catastrophe to score cheap political points”. Unfortunately it seems these morons are not only still out there, they are, if Diplomad’s comments and trackbacks are anything to go by, extremely popular. That is monumentally depressing, but maybe it is no longer remarkable, and for that reason I’m not going to post about it any more.
[Update: Oh alright, one more bit. Tim Worstall reponds:
I must have missed that lesson at the Blogging Academy where it is pointed out that I have to respond to every passing crank, especially when there are other posts here which explain exactly my views on such matters.
Two points on this: Firstly, Worstall is usually pretty diligent at responding to every passing crank, especially if they agree with him. My perception is that he stops responding when he thinks he’s losing an argument but nobody else is reading the post anymore so it doesn’t matter.
Secondly, his other posts (and his comment on The Obscurer) don’t really ‘explain exactly’ his views at all - rather, they demonstrate that he changes his tune when challenged.
Anyway, Worstall restates his new argument:
What Jim manages to miss is that this blog uses economic arguments a lot of the time. We are always interested in relative results, not absolute.
This line is particularly amusing given that Worstall regularly lambasts ‘idiotarians’ for talking about poverty in relative rather than absolute terms. His line is that relative poverty doesn’t matter, only absolute poverty does. Now he says that his ‘economic arguments’ are always interested in ‘relative results, not absolute’. Something of a contradiction?
Sure, we can all have a great global love-in called the UN but if that organisation is less effective than, say, the US Military, at delivering disaster aid then we should be using the latter, not the former, to deliver disaster aid.
This is the crux of it, I suppose. The US Military would be the first to tell you that they are unable to deliver aid to all the regions hit by the earthquake and tsunami. They were very effective at certain critical points in the relief effort, particularly ferrying aid from Aceh airport to cut-off towns in the rest of the province, but that aid had to actually get to the airport first, and it got there via the UN and many other organisations, all doing their bit. Worstall would have us believe that because the UN and all those other relief organisations didn’t have the benefit of an aircraft carrier strike group to bring the aid to the cut-off areas, their efforts are somehow substandard or pointless and we should just rely on the military in future.
And this is just looking at Aceh, which I’ve noticed Diplomad and his acolytes seem to think represents the entire disaster zone simply because that’s where the US military is doing most of its work. There are areas of, say, Sri Lanka and India where various bodies, including the UN, are doing more than the US Military. Should we then decide that the US Military is ‘worse’ at aid? No, of course not. What the UN and the Red Cross and the US Military understand but what Diplomad and Worstall and their ilk do not is that this is a cooperative effort, not a competition. It works best when the US Military gets to use its strengths (in this case, primarily transport logistics to reach otherwise inaccessible areas) and the UN uses its strengths, like UNICEF having staff and supplies in every country ready for an early response to a disaster and the skill and experience to identify the right emergency supplies, distribute them over large areas by working with locals and, among other things, carry out mass immunisations.
I can only assume that Diplomad, Worstall and others, having easy access to the means of checking their claims, knew fine well that UNICEF was doing this kind of thing, but chose to ignore the inconvenient facts in favour of trotting out anti-UN propaganda. It was pretty sick behaviour, and no amount of back-tracking is going to change that.
Finally, Worstall has a go at my ten proposals for development, declaring that “A more absurd and preposterous series of economic ideas is difficult to imagine outside the syphilitic ravings of Lenin on Imperialism”. This is interesting, considering that among those ten proposals are to eliminate agricultural subsidies and open rich-country markets to exports from poor countries. I guess that Worstall doesn’t mind contradicting himself if it makes for a cool-sounding quote.
He finishes with
Bob Mugabe gets to decide which industries get tariff protection? Oh, Puhleease, get a grip dear boy.
Not sure what the point is here. Bob Mugabe is, unfortunately, Zimbabwe’s leader, so for now, yes, he gets to decide which industries get tariff protection. If the problem is his totalitarianism (otherwise why pick him as an example?), then presumably Worstall has no problem with non-totalitarian poor country governments deciding which industries get tariff protection. Which is what I was arguing for anyway.]